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30 of the funniest things mums say

Kids say the funniest things, and sometimes so do mums.

Before kids I’d never have imagined uttering the words “Put your willy away” out loud. Now, with my son, I find myself saying it on a daily basis.

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We asked the Healthy Mummy Facebook community what things they’ve found themselves saying since having kids that they never would have imagined before. Some of them are priceless!

30 of the funniest things every mum says (that’d you never dreamt of pre-kids)

1. Stop dunking superhero figurines in your milk.

2. Boogers are not food.

3. No, I don’t want to see how your willy can bend.

4. Cat biscuits are NOT for humans.

5. The goldfish does not want a cuddle.

6. What colour was his poo?

7. Don’t put Lego up your nose.

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8. Don’t lick the TV/floor/pavement…

9. Stop dressing the dog.

10. The toilet is not a “car wash” for Hot Wheels cars.

11. Bend over so I can wipe your butt.

12. You need to wear clothes in public.

13. Stop licking your sister.

14. Pads/tampons are not for playing with.

15. No weapons at the dining table.

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16. Put your pants back on!

17. No, you cannot bury the baby in the sandpit.

18. Poo is NOT paint.

19. If you stick your finger in your brother’s mouth, he will probably bite you.

20. Take the broccoli out of your nose.

21. Get your hands out of your pants.

22. Mummy just wants to pee alone.

Funniest Things Mums Say

23. Come here, I need to smell your bottom.

24. No, you can’t touch your eyeball with your finger.

25. The toilet is not a “swimming pool” for Lego.

26. The cat does not want to go in the pram.

27. Put your willy away.

28. No, underwear is not negotiable…

29. Neither is bathing.

30. Less talking, more eating.

What crazy things have you said to your kids that you’d never have imagined before having them? Share with us on our Facebook page!

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written by:

Michelle Thompson-Laing

Michelle lives in Sydney with her three gorgeous little boys and her equally lovely husband. When she's not writing, Michelle can be found knee deep in laundry or attempting to shower alone. She can't live without lists, tea, girlfriends and a bit of chocolate each day. Michelle loves sharing all things organisation; from home hacks to budget tips. Her motto is organise, declutter and simplify your home, family and finances for life.