Ryan Reynolds’ Parenting Tweets Have Us LOLing BIG TIME!

Ryan Reynolds has us rolling over in stitches in some of his movies.

But it seems the actor is just as much a comedian at home when it comes to parenting his two young daughters with his wife Blake Lively.

The funny man has posted a selection of HILARIOUS parenting fails and totally tongue-in-cheek comments about being a dad on Twitter over the last few months.

Check out some of our favourite tweets below…

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017

I watched Frozen without my two year old this morning. Despair reveals itself in many forms.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 9, 2016

Too funny! Here are more tongue-in-cheek comments from the famous dad…

On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016

Ask your doctor if you qualify for an extension. A 4th, possibly even 5th trimester can be very peaceful for the father. Congrats. https://t.co/CTdyI66in3

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 11, 2016

Inside my daughter's diaper this morning, I found a half-digested wolf. Try me. https://t.co/6wuZLsl7Nu

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 3, 2016

It's important kids eat 5 servings of vegetables daily. Even if childhood is just a dress-rehearsal for extraordinary adult suffering.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 29, 2016

Turns out Game of Thrones is NOT historically accurate. Apologies for calling my idiot 6 year old nephew an imbecile.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 29, 2016

Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 19, 2016

My daughter love the @MileyCyrus song, "We Can't Stop" because she thinks it's about cutting the brake lines on my car.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 17, 2016

Healthy Parenting Tip No. 34: Get the child into showbiz as soon as possible.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 1, 2016

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016

Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2016

After this morning's diaper, my daughter finally earned the teardrop tattoo on her face.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 14, 2016

Tip: It's important parents take little "time outs" for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 3, 2016

I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015

Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015

Ryan and Blake are parents to two-year-old daughter, James, and recently welcomed their second child, Ines, in September last year.

Keep the funny tweets coming, Ryan. We love a good giggle here at Healthy Mummy HQ.

Meanwhile, Blake Lively has an important message for new mums, which is ALOT different from her hubby’s, errrrh, interesting parenting tips and comments!

‘Learn To Forgive Yourself’

“You have to learn to forgive yourself – to say, ‘I’m working, I’m a dedicated mother. I’m a good friend. I’m a great wife,” she tells US Vogue.

“Try not to beat yourself up about it.”

What’s more, the Shallows actress says she doesn’t care that her body is not what it used to be either. (Although we think Blake still looks amazing!)

“It’s a challenge. It’s something that I have to remind myself of every single time I put on an outfit that doesn’t fit like it used to – or doesn’t fit at all!” she reveals.

“The past few months, I’ve learned to love my body in every iteration.”

And the mum-of-two says it’s important for her daughters to love themselves as well.

When it comes to them raiding her make-up stash when they’re older, Blake says: “I want them to feel like they can experiment with how they look.

“It sounds so hokey but beauty does come from the inside. It comes from confidence. It comes from people that you love and you loving yourself.”

Meanwhile, here are five pieces of new mum advice you need to know. Here’s a survival guide for new dads. 

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